Stony Point
A shitty high school where half the kids think they're gangsters and the other half pop kids out by age 16
Stony Point by bangdang October 8, 2008
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Stony point
A minuscule town that lies between statesville and taylorsville. Nothing much to see. Filled with criminals, homeless people, and a gas station. Everyone is on meth and or heroin, doesn’t matter the age, whether it’s the 7 year olds that live in a one bedroom shack with their drugged out parents, or 70 year old grandparents. The speed limits are stupid and slow but it’s the only real structure the town has. If you are risking getting sent to rehab or a mental institution, stony is your best place to settle down! You’ll fit right in.
Dude I met this really cool girl tonight at this party! Hell yeah, where was she from? Stony point I think! Yeah bro you might wanna rethink that, also get checked for STDs
Stony point by whocarez September 6, 2021
Stony Point, NY
A town in NY where all the kids smoke pot. AKA Stoner Point. There is nothing to do but get screwed up.
Stony Point, NY by Snake. March 5, 2009
Stony Point NC
Small shitty town filled with greasy meth heads with missing teeth, criminals, abortions, and annoying speed limits.
Stony Point NC by whocarez September 6, 2021
but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore
1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.
2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.
2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.
"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."
but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore by scass May 18, 2010
Pointless Story Jar
This is an imaginary jar that holds all the pointless/useless/worthless stories that are told by all people. Once a pointless story is told you cup your hands in the shape of a circle, thus creating the top of a jar. Luckily the jar is imaginary so it is limitless and easy to be transported to and fro.
"This one time, at band camp."
"Dude, that was horrible, put it in the pointless story jar"
"You suck."
"Dude, that was horrible, put it in the pointless story jar"
"You suck."
Pointless Story Jar by Anita Cocke May 7, 2010