Stony Point

A shitty high school where half the kids think they're gangsters and the other half pop kids out by age 16

Fool that girl has a kid and she's only like 14.
Yeah, she goes to stony point.

by bangdang October 8, 2008

Stony point

A minuscule town that lies between statesville and taylorsville. Nothing much to see. Filled with criminals, homeless people, and a gas station. Everyone is on meth and or heroin, doesn’t matter the age, whether it’s the 7 year olds that live in a one bedroom shack with their drugged out parents, or 70 year old grandparents. The speed limits are stupid and slow but it’s the only real structure the town has. If you are risking getting sent to rehab or a mental institution, stony is your best place to settle down! You’ll fit right in.

Dude I met this really cool girl tonight at this party! Hell yeah, where was she from? Stony point I think! Yeah bro you might wanna rethink that, also get checked for STDs

by whocarez September 6, 2021

Stony Point, NY

A town in NY where all the kids smoke pot. AKA Stoner Point. There is nothing to do but get screwed up.

Woah, he must be a pothead, he lives in Stony Point, NY!

by Snake. March 5, 2009

Stony Point NC

Small shitty town filled with greasy meth heads with missing teeth, criminals, abortions, and annoying speed limits.

Why they overdosing in the street? Bro we’re in stony point NC . Oh okay that explains it all

by whocarez September 6, 2021

but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore

1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.

2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.

"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."

by scass May 18, 2010

Pointless Story Jar

This is an imaginary jar that holds all the pointless/useless/worthless stories that are told by all people. Once a pointless story is told you cup your hands in the shape of a circle, thus creating the top of a jar. Luckily the jar is imaginary so it is limitless and easy to be transported to and fro.

"This one time, at band camp."

"Dude, that was horrible, put it in the pointless story jar"
"You suck."

by Anita Cocke May 7, 2010