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stingy stoner

A person who is very stingy about their herb, they never offer it to anybody (clearly defying stoner etiquette) however they are always there to bum a hit off ya whenever possible.Furthermore they are usually total dick weeds that are always very quiet and contemptuous to strangers, and are always making lame cliche remarks to every word a normal bystander says.
normal bystander: "ya dude I think im going to go to school up in Montana".

stingy stoner (steve): "what are you like gay or something, do you like brokeback mountain".

normal person: " um,..do I even know you?"

thats a stingy stoner in a nutshell
stingy stoner by Plotbert February 1, 2008
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Stingy Sweeney 

A name primarily used as a surname, first being found in the old Gaelic region of Scotland. It is old Scottish tradition that the family that was the tightest and stingiest of the village would be given the surname to show everyone of there stingy ways and warn furture generations to be weary of their stingy ways.
Woah have you seen a stingy Sweeney recently?,
No, I think he’s out in the woods washing himself.
Stingy Sweeney by MyLU7 January 10, 2019

black and yellow flying things with stingy stings 

black and yellow flying things with stingy stings is another word for a wasp or a bumble bee.
ahhhhhhhhh! black and yellow flying things with stingy stings are everywhere, stupid cunts

stingy stan

A man who use to be a peecocken whore dog but one to many visits to the clinic with snot cock curb his free willy tickle any fillie attitude into a
monk gets layer more out look. turning him into a stingy Stan.
Can u believe fithy Phil turned into a stingy stan
stingy stan by Sizzlensassy January 8, 2018

I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh 

On the D.S. I heard I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh
I farted. I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh

Stingy Guts 

When you put in substantial time and effort, and that prude still wont come off them guts to let you smash.
Blazyn got the stingy guts, wont come off the bussy even after the 3rd date.
Stingy Guts by Stingy Guts February 7, 2023
Greedy, also the character from LazyTown
He is a very stingy person
I'm Stingy and its MIIIIIIIIIIIINE
Stingy by Nanalan February 5, 2017
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