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Still Ewe 

"Still Ewe" - Unleash Your Inner Ass Hole on the Greens....That's a dead sheep

Welcome to the epitome of golf rebellion – "Still Ewe." This ain't your granddad's golf apparel; it's a call to arms for the mavericks on the course. The name, a brazen twist on "still you," captures the essence of unapologetic individuality, letting you declare, "That's a dead sheep"! (Still Ewe) ((Still you))

The logo, a bold silhouette of a dead sheep, screams defiance, challenging the status quo of traditional golf wear. Still Ewe thrives on edginess – from golf tees that taunt convention to sleek hats that kick conformity to the curb.

This is more than golf apparel; it's a rebellious attitude draped in threads. "Still Ewe" is a reminder that, no matter what, your buddies will remind you it's still your turn. So, gear up, embrace the grit, and let the world know that "Still Ewe" is here to redefine the game – and look damn good doing it.
(Your buddy cranks a hosel-rocket on the green and hes still up...you shout) "That's a dead sheep" (a still Ewe)
Still Ewe by Dead Sheep Golf February 23, 2024
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Still Ewe 

"Still Ewe" - Unleash Your Inner Ass Hole on the Greens....That's a dead sheep

Welcome to the epitome of golf rebellion – "Still Ewe." This ain't your granddad's golf apparel; it's a call to arms for the mavericks on the course. The name, a brazen twist on "still you," captures the essence of unapologetic individuality, letting you declare, "That's a dead sheep"! (Still Ewe) ((Still you))

The logo, a bold silhouette of a dead sheep, screams defiance, challenging the status quo of traditional golf wear. Still Ewe thrives on edginess – from golf tees that taunt convention to sleek hats that kick conformity to the curb.

This is more than golf apparel; it's a rebellious attitude draped in threads. "Still Ewe" is a reminder that, no matter what, your buddies will remind you it's still your turn. So, gear up, embrace the grit, and let the world know that "Still Ewe" is here to redefine the game – and look damn good doing it.
(Your buddy cranks a hosel-rocket on the green and hes still up...you shout) "That's a dead sheep" (a still Ewe)
Still Ewe by Dead Sheep Golf February 23, 2024
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008