Stiff as dicks

a.) V. stiff, tight, or hard. Painfully stiff.

b.) Inflexible.

"My muscles are stiff as dicks! I haven't been able to sleep in days."

"I asked for an extension on my assignment, but the lecturer wouldn't give it to me. The guy's stiff as dicks about that shit."

by Iamasparrow March 16, 2014

stiffs your dick

A saying that means "whatever pleases you" synonymous to panic your disco.

I'm pretty sure that's a dude but whatever stiffs your dick bro.

by KevinYarris January 16, 2008

Stiff dick

A hard one

Nouha: oh damn babe you've got a stiff dick!

by Reaalme February 12, 2018

Stiff Dick

A man who can't work his penis right for his woman

Jack can't a stiff dick to get hard to smash Jillian correctly in the bedroom.

by Deeznuz July 10, 2018

“Stiff dicks and airplanes”

Stiff dicks and airplanes

Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminology “Erections and airplanes “

by Elroy 1/24/95 August 16, 2018

Stiff Dick Baby Killer

Killer of baby’s, taker of dick

Jacob’s a stiff dick baby killer

by Plutocratic April 30, 2024