by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.
A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.
A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.
Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”
by nickurbandic July 4, 2021
Elon: Yo I just banged Amber Heard last night.
James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.
Elon: Why not?
James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.
Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.
Elon: Why not?
James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.
Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
by spazx November 6, 2009
by Etni3s February 15, 2004
To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.
by magusguy September 18, 2007