Steven Dollar

The sexual act of placing a dollars worth of change into a vagina and watching her squeeze them out and when she's done she yells, "STEVEN DOLLA!"

EXAMPLE 1:
Me: hey want to steven dollar tonight
Girlfriend: are you actually asking me if I want assorted coins in my pussy?
Me: yeah
Girlfriend: ok that sounds good, I think putting dirty coins that many people have touched and could cause infection into my vagina is a rather good idea
Pubic hair: 7

EXAMPLE 2:
Me: dude, my girlfriend asked for the steven dollar again last night
Jack: oh, sweet! How'd that go?
Me: it went great! She used all pennies this time!

by Mr. Hamm August 19, 2011

Seven Dollar Shit

Buying a ticket to see a movie at a movie theater (which is usually around seven dollars) and having an unexpected episode of profuse defecation.

Friend: "How was that movie you guys saw last night?"

Me: "I wouldnt know; it turned out to be a Seven Dollar Shit for me..."

Friend: "Dude! Again? Maybe you should go before you leave."

by 7h0rn3 January 1, 2009

seven dollar gary

When the toothless hooker is asking $10 for a handjob, but you only have $7. She accepts anyways. Made famous by a cheapskate named Gary.

"I picked this trick up off the strip the other day. She wanted $10 for a handjob and all I had was $7. What do you know, I got me a seven dollar gary!"

by Ron Dawson May 7, 2008

Seven Dollar Smackdown

To smack someone in the face with seven dollar bills.

"Get ready for the Seven Dollar Smackdown!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

seven dollar shoes

Shitty shoes you buy for cheap. Often worn by hobos and poor people.

Gangsta Rapper (to me): I got my fly shoes and shit, and all yo bitch-ass is got is seven dollar shoes.
Me: Go to hell you asshole.

by The Happy Hour Guy November 18, 2007

$1.27, a dollar twenty-seven

The cost to eat ass. Un-cleaned, cleaned, doesn’t matter. $1.27 IS ass eating. ( U.S currency only)

Female: Hey babe, I have a dollar twenty-seven, eat my ass?

Male: say less

Female: hands over $1.27 exact change

Male: (proceeds to eat ass)

$1.27, a dollar twenty-seven: cost of eating ass

by Jasperknows March 26, 2021

Dollar General Seven

A woman who is a little better looking than the normal Dollar General patrons. She actually has all her teeth, doesn’t go out in public in her pajamas. 85% chance she’s a single mom, 50% chance she’s paying with EBT. However, would be considered a 4 in any other environment.

Stayed too long at the bar… looks like I’m taking a Dollar General Seven home.

by MrTheScrambler January 18, 2025