Step One

Going to the liquor store, and/or getting drunk. A superior alternative to normal attempts to decide what to do on a night out with friends.

"What do you guys wanna do tonight?"
"Well, step one, then we'll figure it out."

by EagerSpring March 26, 2012

Step One

The first thing you should do every morning after you wake up. Is put some underpants on.

Even better if you got them from stepone.life

Step One! Get some!

So how can i start the day without doing step one! Without them is considered criminal!

by Tayan December 13, 2020

Step One

The first step when cooking or grilling. Take a shot of whiskey

Patty: Get me a step one Rob
Rob: Jack or Honey?
Patty: Jack please

by Pezro August 1, 2012

Step One

Rolling a joint and getting high. Normaly used in situations, where the general atmosphere is not good and therefore the group or the individual has to go back to basics. Therefore, Step One!

Guy: Dude, I'm so stressed out with all this uni stuff.
Dude: Let's go back to Step One.

Guy: Step One?
Dude: Step One!

by Moekfiy December 9, 2014

Step One

The first step of any endeavor; Don't get the HIV.

When John bought a House In Virginia, he violated Step One.

That crack whore didn't follow Step One.

by superwalrusninja November 27, 2009

One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train

A surefire way to master dancing.

One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train

A : "I can't get the moves in this new dance !"
B : "All you have to do is think one-step, then two-step, then act as if you've been hit by a train !"
A : "I 've got it now !"

by HudsonDuster December 27, 2009

always one step ahead

A person that says that they are better,smarter or that they have an advantage against a person

You think you fooled me? I am always one step ahead of you Mike.

by thatssoboring June 2, 2020