Steinbecking

The act of distracting someone from masturbation, usually through instant messaging or telephone. When somebody goes quiet while you are talking on an instant message service, and it is clear that they are pleasuring themself, send the word "STEINBECK". This will likely distract them so they reply to you. You have hence won.

"STEINBECK"
"wtf?"
"LOLOLOL"
"?"
"I STEINBECKED YOU"
"I dislike you."
"One heck of a steinbecking"
"seriously, stop."
"LOL"