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Steel Ball Run

An installment of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure which is considered to be the pinnacle of the series. It is summed up in these few sentences. Jesus took the wrong son; This is my horse, my horse is amazing; and the president takes the napkin and tries to rape a girl and steal the power of Jesus Christ. It is actually really good. Even if you don't enjoy anime or manga it can still be enjoyable.
I just finished Steel Ball Run and HOLY SHIT IT IS FUCKING AWSESOME
Steel Ball Run by Jonny Joestar April 27, 2017
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Steel Ball Run

The 7th part of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. It’s basically 2 gay cowboys on a horse race while also trying to find the corpse parts of Jesus Christ before the President of the United States of America does.
Person 1: Have you finished part 7 of Jojo’s?
Person 2: Yeah I have, Steel Ball Run is actually my favorite part.
Steel Ball Run by zephyrrrr June 3, 2022

Steel Ball Run release schedule

One of the worst ways to release a series, even worse than Stone Ocean, by giving fans practically no information on when episode 2 is coming out and killing the hype as soon as it builds, so that Netflix loses popularity rather than gains it
Steel Ball Run fan: I HATE NETFLIX I HATE YOU I HATE YOU NETFLIX I HATEEE WHAT IS THIS STEEL BALL RUN RELEASE SCHEDULE??????

Normal person: Are you okay dude???

Steel Ball Run fan: NO IM NOT OH MY GOD HOW CAN A COMPANY HATE FANS THIS MUCH

JJBA: Steel Ball Run 

Gay cowboys go on a huge race to stop the president of America from getting the corpse of Jesus Christ himself so America can always win.
Person 1: I’m I. The middle of JJBA: Steel Ball Run and I’m fucking confused.
Person 2: Well, that’s how jojos is.
Person 1: I guess.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026