Cook some bacon around a dowel or sausage. Then take it off and secure it around your dick. Take your lady (has to be one of them real debutante ladies) into a sauna and show her your ham. Then pork her up the butt.
Billy: Hey! Bruno! How was your date with Meghan?
Bruno: Great! I took her to a spa and gave her a steamy piggy in the sauna.
Bruno: Great! I took her to a spa and gave her a steamy piggy in the sauna.
by Forfunsies June 24, 2017