by rafiki and bonzai January 11, 2009
The act, while showering with your significant other, of laying an overwhelming fart and quickly exiting the shower; leaving your significant other trapped with the terrifying stink.
My wife wouldn't have sex with me in the shower, so I laid a Mississippi Steamboat on her to teach her a lesson.
She wasn't giving it up, so I dropped the old Mississippi Steamboat.
She wasn't giving it up, so I dropped the old Mississippi Steamboat.
by jcss February 6, 2008
by The 567's March 28, 2014
Steamboat springs is a small ski town located in routt county in north western colorado....approximatly 3 hours from denver. it is home to steamboat ski resort. the ski resort doesn't have the best terrain in the rockies but it is known for champaign powder. they get the best snow in the american rocky mountains. home of the tap house and 25cent wings on thursday nights. quite possibly the single best place on earth.
by Nathan Smith November 9, 2005
When you are doing a girl doggy style with a cheese wheel between her knees like a steamboat. Then you pour tobassco sauce in a live gator's eyes and mouth so that its pissed off and chasing you around, all the while you are force feeding the girl oysters, wearing Mardi Gras beads and the cheese wheel is moving like the wheel of a river boat.
by Candlewood Legend August 24, 2007
A specific sexual act where the man has rough anal sex with either another male or a female, and right as he is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the anal cavity and allows himself to cum on the outside of his partner's butt hole. He then places his face right in front of the butt hole and his partner farts- causing an explosion of semen in the man's face. The man then has the decision to either injest his own cum or clean it off.
Shawn was having butt sex with M. Shadows but M. Shadows did not want Shawn to ejaculate within his small intestine so M. Shadows proposed that they engage in performing the european steamboat. After a quick explanation, Shawn was incredibly excited to perform this act.
by Jeremy19 August 5, 2007
A drink that is the same as a White Russian except the cream or milk is substituted with Coors Light, or if you are a badass, Coors Original-The Banquet.
by Mulllet August 22, 2009