Steam Rating

A feature on Steam that, essentially, shows how much of a video game enthusiast you are based on how many hours you spend playing video games each week. The system isn't perfect, as it doesn't include time spent playing games on consoles, handhelds and computer games not linked to Steam (though, all PC games can be linked to Steam even if they're not hosted on it). 0 means less than an hour a week and 10 means more than 35 hours a week. Though not perfect, it is an interesting way of dividing out people who only play games casually and people who regard games as a serious hobby.

I have a Steam Rating of 2, I only play games occasionally as a time waster

I have a Steam Rating of 9, I love games and really appreciate them.

by Teedus October 14, 2012

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Stead-Pollard Rating

This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!

1. Face

2. Smile

3. Tits

4. Arse

5. Legs

6. Personality

7. Intelligent

8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)

9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)

10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)

Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"

Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"

Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"

Face = 1

Smile = 0.5

Tits = 1

Arse = 0

Legs = 0.5

Personality = 1

Intelligent = 0.5

Slutiness Scale = 1

Drinking Ability = 0.5

An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5

Total = 6.5

Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"

by Anonymous Co. October 25, 2011

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