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"Did you see Annie's status update on facebook today? She's an orphan now!"
by newsvava February 10, 2009
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Status Update Syndrome

People who update their status too much on Facebook, Hogging up the news feed and talking insignificant rubbish, or pretty much revealing their personal lives bit by bit just to get attention.
" I woke up" 7.00am

"Im brushing my teeth, LOL" 7.01am

"Thinking should I have semi skimmed or full fat" 7.03am

"Since I got no reply, I will use full fat LMAO" 7.04am

"Why isnt nobody responding?" 7.05am

"I think I got Status Update Syndrome :'("
by Theresonlyoneash May 31, 2010
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L.A.M.E. status update

stands for Look At Me, Everyone. A status update that is so miserable or sad that it's basically just begging for attention.
Does that girl not get enough attention in real life? She has the most L.A.M.E. status updates I have ever seen.
by JohnnyRoxville September 11, 2011
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Inane Facebook Status Update

Anything having to do with
1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests
Inane Facebook Status Updates:

Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.

I'm so tired

I'm bored

I'm so lame
by 121-FFJM February 4, 2010
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Guilt Status Update

A Facebook or other social networking status intended to get attention, where lack of action is cause for guilt. Often posted by facebook sympathy whores, and usually featuring a call to repost it.
Facebook Whore's Guilt Status Update : "Like this status if you care about me. Comment if you're a true friend. Repost if you have the guts to see who yours are."
by That One Fucking Guy August 12, 2012
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Idgetory Status Update

The status off being an Idget (idiot)
Dad! did you hear about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?
really? idgetory status update
by theheem April 24, 2019
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update your status

A Facebook reference that occurs when someone comes to you with something that happened a long time ago and is really old.
"But I thought you were working on a novel?" Nameless, uninformed person asks.

"Dude, I gave that up months ago. Update your status."
by Charmayne K. April 13, 2010
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