Verb. Used to describe a Starfisher actively hunting for the Muddy Starfish.
A Starfisher is often muddy when seen by daylight having pur forth their best efforts since the crack of dawn. They steele themselves with a rock hard determination to erect themselves amongst their peers as a competent Starfisher. They Starfish to hunt the Muddy Starfish, a morsel quite difficult to poach despite any Starfishers best efforts. Upon sight of a Starfish, he will do his best to examine the animal to the best of his ability, often conducting visual and often oral examinations of the starfish doing his best not to spook it. This is because Starfish are quite contained and shy creatures by nature, often choosing to emit a stench laden secretion in order to protect itself and seem less appetizing to larger prey, often fleeing at first site of a Starfisher in their natural habitat. It is quite hard to catch a starfish, and as an old adage goes, a caught starfish was willing to be caught.
The closer cousin, the Aggressive Muddy Starfish is however quite a different animal. It pres exclusively on its lesser kin and as a general rule is avoided by a seasoned Starfisher. This is due to their penchant to bite and scratch when attacked or orientated upside down. This starfish requires special CDC authorized gear to handle safely, quickly escalating its microaggressions into full temper tantrums.
A Starfisher is often muddy when seen by daylight having pur forth their best efforts since the crack of dawn. They steele themselves with a rock hard determination to erect themselves amongst their peers as a competent Starfisher. They Starfish to hunt the Muddy Starfish, a morsel quite difficult to poach despite any Starfishers best efforts. Upon sight of a Starfish, he will do his best to examine the animal to the best of his ability, often conducting visual and often oral examinations of the starfish doing his best not to spook it. This is because Starfish are quite contained and shy creatures by nature, often choosing to emit a stench laden secretion in order to protect itself and seem less appetizing to larger prey, often fleeing at first site of a Starfisher in their natural habitat. It is quite hard to catch a starfish, and as an old adage goes, a caught starfish was willing to be caught.
The closer cousin, the Aggressive Muddy Starfish is however quite a different animal. It pres exclusively on its lesser kin and as a general rule is avoided by a seasoned Starfisher. This is due to their penchant to bite and scratch when attacked or orientated upside down. This starfish requires special CDC authorized gear to handle safely, quickly escalating its microaggressions into full temper tantrums.
Starfishers are a snotty bunch who maybe undeservedly have a crappy job, but they sure dont take it in stride when Starfishing!
by Willius Kensington Clarksbury November 19, 2019
Even though I was sick and tired, Chris still insisted on going Starfishing and I regretfully allowed it.
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A term used to describe the anus of a tanned-skin individual, as opposed to it being a 'Chocolate Starfish', which should otherwise be used to describe the anus of individual with a darker skin-tone or someone with dark-brown skin.
The etymology behind a 'Starfish' was presumably due to how the folds of sphincter that makes up the anal orifice may look like to the arms of a starfish.
This ingenious term was co-created between Chaturbate Model 'BunnyOnyx' and her loyal support 'klandagi' when she initially named her cute butt-hole a 'Chocolate Starfish'. This was subsequently renamed after when klandagi appropriately suggested her to use 'cinnamon' instead of 'chocolate' as her tanned-skin matched more closely with the color of cinnamon than that of chocolate.
The etymology behind a 'Starfish' was presumably due to how the folds of sphincter that makes up the anal orifice may look like to the arms of a starfish.
This ingenious term was co-created between Chaturbate Model 'BunnyOnyx' and her loyal support 'klandagi' when she initially named her cute butt-hole a 'Chocolate Starfish'. This was subsequently renamed after when klandagi appropriately suggested her to use 'cinnamon' instead of 'chocolate' as her tanned-skin matched more closely with the color of cinnamon than that of chocolate.
"Remember that tanned-skin Latina I brought home last weekend when we went clubbing?!?!?
That chick was wild AF bro! Guess what....I had my virgin anal experience with her! I swear her beautiful cinnamon starfish was so tight I came almost immediately after sliding it in!"
That chick was wild AF bro! Guess what....I had my virgin anal experience with her! I swear her beautiful cinnamon starfish was so tight I came almost immediately after sliding it in!"
by Jthefemaledog February 23, 2023
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