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starcaster 

An electric guitar by Fender that plays better the harder and louder you play. But in the amazing world of slang, this term can also be used to describe a noun that improves with rough treatment.
"Those two have a sort of weird, Starcaster kind of love. It's like, he whips her, and she loves him a little more every time. I'll never understand love."

"dude, it's porn. BDSM is NOT about love."
starcaster by J-Thatch December 29, 2017
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Fender Starcaster 

1. Fenders attempt at a hollow body electric guitar. Now out of production

(Starcaster by Fender)
1. Fenders low end guitar for beginners. Comparible to Squire statocasters.
Dude i saw a Fender Starcaster at K-Mart for 150 bucks!
Fender Starcaster by jyeaaaaaa March 13, 2008

Stairmaster 

A legend who is known to have sexual intercourse under flights of stairs at John Marshal High School. He Is now graduated and living the sauce life.
Student: too bad stairmaster isn't here anymore. I looked up to him so much.
Stairmaster by stairmasterisgnarly January 19, 2014

Startocaster 

Cheap, typically Korean-manufactured "starter guitars" based on the iconic Stratocaster archetype. Startocasters tend to be of low build quality and manufactured of inferior parts. Some of them do make halfway decent project guitars, though.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Johnny got a Strat? I wish I got that lucky with my first guitar"

Person 2: "It's a Strat in name only-I bet it's just some Korean Startocaster"

"Yeah, this Squier may sound rough now, but you just wait until I've replaced the stock tuning machines with Sperzels, the saddles with Graph Techs, and the pickups with Fender 54s."

starcrafter 

Someone who really loves the game StarCraft.
"Dude, that guy's a total starcrafter!"

"I'm a starcrafter."
starcrafter by Kennon June 12, 2005

sarcastrophe 

1. (noun) A punctuation mark denoting sarcastic intent or meaning.
(sarcasm + apostrophe)

2. (noun) An event which turns out to be awkward, disastrous, or embarrassing as a result of a failed attempt to be amusingly sarcastic.
(sarcasm + catastrophe)
When Tom forgot to use a sarcastrophe {symbol not available} in his email, everyone thought he meant what he said.
sarcastrophe by Bryan Adams June 29, 2007

SARCASTOR 

When someone's sarcasm is so thick that they are the king of sarcasm. Save this for only the most sarcastic.
Chads sarcasm was so thick tonight that we nicknamed him SARCASTOR because he would dominate every conversation.
SARCASTOR by kurticus May 12, 2007