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stamp licker

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a guy who licks another guys asshole
phil just got his stamp licked and sealed my josh
stamp licker by K-MONEY June 17, 2003

stamp licker

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a mentally handicapped person
that stamp lickers tongue hangs so far outta his mouth he should get a job outside the post office.
stamp licker by the colonel December 6, 2003

Stamp licker

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A medical condition (usually self inflicted or self induced) resulting in a patient vegetative state where the tongue hangs out of mouth and drools constantly.
Doofus stopped taking his blood pressure medicine and had a major stroke causing him to be a stamp licker now.

Ditzy was texting and driving when she wrecked her car and was thrown through the windshield. Now she's nothing but a stamp licker
Stamp licker by jlt,RN April 5, 2017

licker, stamp licker 

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Stamp Licker
Person having low qualities and or perform acts of stupidity
Im not here to lick stamps
Your a licker
Buy me a drink you licker
Why did you do that you licker

Stump Licker

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Oral sex, when a female or male goes down and swallows the stump
Hey Bro you see that fat girl over there? Yeah she's hot! Well the other night at the stroke and choke I saw her giving Grimey the old stump licker and he was blowing a fan in her ass. Then he started yelling eat that load you little bitch there is a lot more where that came from you dick kisser!!!
Stump Licker by Frank Grimes December 7, 2006

Swamp Licker 

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A person who eats ass that is covered in feces.
Tell max he is a swamp licker.
Swamp Licker by HalfPly November 15, 2019
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