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stamp licker

a guy who licks another guys asshole
phil just got his stamp licked and sealed my josh
stamp licker by K-MONEY June 17, 2003

stamp licker

a mentally handicapped person
that stamp lickers tongue hangs so far outta his mouth he should get a job outside the post office.
stamp licker by the colonel December 6, 2003

Stamp licker

A medical condition (usually self inflicted or self induced) resulting in a patient vegetative state where the tongue hangs out of mouth and drools constantly.
Doofus stopped taking his blood pressure medicine and had a major stroke causing him to be a stamp licker now.

Ditzy was texting and driving when she wrecked her car and was thrown through the windshield. Now she's nothing but a stamp licker
Stamp licker by jlt,RN April 5, 2017

licker, stamp licker 

Stamp Licker
Person having low qualities and or perform acts of stupidity
Im not here to lick stamps
Your a licker
Buy me a drink you licker
Why did you do that you licker

Stump Licker

Oral sex, when a female or male goes down and swallows the stump
Hey Bro you see that fat girl over there? Yeah she's hot! Well the other night at the stroke and choke I saw her giving Grimey the old stump licker and he was blowing a fan in her ass. Then he started yelling eat that load you little bitch there is a lot more where that came from you dick kisser!!!
Stump Licker by Frank Grimes December 7, 2006

Swamp Licker 

A person who eats ass that is covered in feces.
Tell max he is a swamp licker.
Swamp Licker by HalfPly November 15, 2019
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"Yeah... I know."
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