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Stalk Block 

When, in the process of stalking one on Facebook, the discovery that the said stalkee is tagged in virtually no real pictures that are actually of themselves.
"Dude, your girlfriend is such a stalk block, man, I was hoping to see what she looked like"
Stalk Block by Mar to the Shall July 11, 2010
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stalk block 

this occurs when the person you're trying to stalk on facebook doesn't have their photos on public.

similar to a cock block.
Jessica: ugh Tiffany doesn't have her photos on public. now i can't see them ;~;

Taeyeon: omg what a stalk block!!!!!111!!!@!`%^&
stalk block by TOFUck September 30, 2011

stalk block 

When someone uses high privacy settings on Facebook so that you can't see any of their pictures unless you friend them.
Person 1: "Did you hear John got a new girlfriend?"
Person 2: "No way! I'm going to go stalk her Facebook right now."
Person 1: "You can't see anything; I've already tried."
Person 2: "What a stalk blocker."
stalk block by yerika February 24, 2011

Stalk Block 

When browsing on Myspace or Facebook, and clicking on a profile, only to find out that it is a private profile.
I was trying to find out where Morgan works on Myspace, but then I got stalk blocked by her private profile
Stalk Block by Spencevil April 21, 2008

Stalk Block 

A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.

When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.

When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.
"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."

"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."

"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."
Stalk Block by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016

Stalk Block 

An attempt by a person or organization to convince people to reduce the amount of information they display on their online profiles.
I can't believe CNN did an expose on people's privacy being compromised online, now I can't find half my Facebook friends' cell numbers or addresses! CNN is totally stalk blocking me!
Stalk Block by EgoAnt February 17, 2010

stalk-block 

When you're facebook stalking someone, but their pictures are hidden from non-friends.
Hot girl? Check.
Tagged in the picture? Check.
Clickin' to her profile? Check.

...

Aww, what the heck? I can't see her pictures! Stupid stalk-block!
stalk-block by pookywb December 14, 2010
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