The man responsible for the most deaths caused worldwide. This is hardly recognized, and those he killed were his own people, and those from small, helpless countries he prior infested with communism.
Stalin, Mao, and Hitler, in that order have caused the most human deaths.
by Caius Justinas June 18, 2005
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A non-scientific measure of the level of staleness of a food item. Usually used when referring to stale candies such as sour keys and wine gums.

The test is comprised of wiggling (or squeezing if it is too small to be effectively wiggled) the item between the thumb and the forefinger and observing its stiffness relative to it's stiffness in its fresh state. The greater the deviation in this comparison, the greater it's degree of stalinity.
These candies are always best stale. Leave the bag of them open for the night and check their stalinity in the morning. If they are good and stale we will eat them then!
by Jerkson September 30, 2010
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1. When you grow an Iron Curtain of hair on your lip. 2.One badass mustachio that takes no shit from no one.
Cheese is crazy! You see the stalin he has going on!
by REGSKI 2 February 10, 2006
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Cool men. With a magnificent one moustage which the only one Hitler did not envy. He has to give birth to the verb to staline being synonymic to execute. This big king of kolkoz had an immense 47 cm penis
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The coolest dude on earth. He killed more people than anybody else. Even so he doesn't get half the credit that he deserves. Hitler gets it all the credit. Hitler, compared to Stalin, was a flower painting loose pussy. He was obsessed with half measures, like targeting specific religions, Stalin targeted all religions. Stalin targeted people from all walks of life and often killed people, or sent them to the Gulags to die for no reason. That is fucking awsome. Stalin was fortunate enough to be attacked by Germany and conquor much of eastern Europe. He put those countries under harsh and corrupt rule, like any dictator who knows what he's doing would. People compare President Bush to Hitler, which is much closer than comparing him to Stalin. Stalin moved his country forward and kept the country unified. How did he keep the country unified? He killed the bastards!! That's the way to do it! Hitler was much to concerned with the war and too obsessed with sucking his man lover's dick to kill his own people. Stalin shot his own wife(and probably T-bagged her too). Stalin was teh pwnage and the most 1337 dude ever.
Hitler: I like painting flowers, but my fucking Jew art teacher says I suck so i have to suck his penis to pass. so Im going to kill all the Jews one day.

Stalin: IM STALIN BITCH!!!!!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!!!
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a sick fucker who gave communism a bad rep!
stalin sat millions of people in prison for allmost no reason!
by Z April 9, 2005
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to grow a , massive moustache then to whip your TV till it breaks
Josef Stalin was so angry with russia he did a stalin
by Mr Urinal July 4, 2007
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