Stabittyduop!

/Stab'idē,do͞o'äp/

verb

- To stab someone with a random object that is not at all sharp.

1. (by itself) "Stabittyduop!"
2. (aftermath) "Man that guy just stabittyduopped me in the chest with a shoe..."

by PoopooFaceToilet April 3, 2015