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squishy face

what you see when you look at taylor swift.
taylor swift has one hell of a squishy face.
squishy face by McCawley November 30, 2009

Squishy Face

cesarina is a prime example of a squishy face.
cesarina your a squishy face, because I say your a squishy face.
Squishy Face by Johnny Berger December 14, 2008

Squishy Face

Squishy Face is a zoomed in picture of a realistic Finn the human from Adventure time.
He is also the lord of a world where Ching Chong, Backpack Molester, The Girl, and many others live
Koen (Ching Chong): WE MUST PRAY TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SQUISHY FACE!!!!!
Payton (backpack Molester): YES!! HE WILL LIVE ON!!!
Conner (The Girl): You guys are idiots...

Squishy Face Retard 

Squishy Face Retard is often referred to as a man who is in charge or is a "crew lead" at a railroad car offloading facility.
this mans "vagina" is usually chapped
"Wow Mike(random name) is such a squishy face retard"

squishy dimple face 

In reference to a person or persons, displaying facial characteristics that include cheeks that invoke the desire to squish or squeeze said cheeks, as well as dimples placed in the traditional position of the cheeks but also elsewhere on the face such as in the chin. Displaying the combination of both of these traits results in the person having a "squishy dimple face".
"Check out that cute girl over there...she has a squishy dimple face that I wanna squeeze"
Person to friend: "Mate, when you smile, you have a proper squishy dimple face. Sort it out".

squishy faced retard 

A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.
'You Squishy Faced Retard' said (Whoever) to the old man across the road.
=|
squishy faced retard by iqbal February 21, 2007
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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