squirrel

A sexual act performed alone or with a partner involving a pipe cleaner tail, a sandwich bag and a michael bolton tape.

"So I hear you got squirrly last night?"

"Yeah, its all about the squirrel."

by Ty Ty D. June 11, 2007

squirrels

Slang...used to describe male balls.

OMG, she kicked him in the squirrels!

by slangboy1973 September 7, 2009

squirrel

someone who likes to climb trees and eat nuts.

I'm a Squirrel but I love winter.

by Charles Benson June 24, 2007

squirreling

Flailing and gyrating rapidly when in bed or when cuddling with another human.

Man, that little Carrie sure is squirreling one.

by Big Bad Diggity January 7, 2009

squirrel

A unit of measurement in which you use when you have no idea of what the measurment actually is.

(1) "I'm to lazy to read the graduated cylinder so lets just say its a squirrel of hydrochloric acid."

(2) (person1)" how much have you benched today? " (person2)" a squirrel."

by Dooostin December 12, 2006

squirrel

1: a nazi rodent
2: a nazi rodent my ex girlfriend is training to take over the world
3: something that will eat your strawberries

fucksake it ate my strawberries then it took over my world =(

by Basemaster General October 18, 2003

squirrel

the scream of someone who is in the middle of apex durring sex

"ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh SQUIRREL!"

by Dooba! February 5, 2003