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squiggleumpff 

This is the name for a sock which you lost in the wash turning into a small but very deadly scrumpled looking grey elephant. DO NOT UNDERESTEMATE THEIR POWERS.
person1: Where has my other yellow and green spotty sock gone? hmmmm

person2: I expect it has turned into a squiggleumpff.

person1: Oh yes, there it is, lets all run away!

squigglebum

A dog with an uncontrollably wiggly tail.
ā€œWow! That dog sure is a squigglebum!ā€