His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose

My eyelash flew off
When I saw that dick was too soft (What the fuck?)
Need a dick like Rick Ross
Or Dora the Explorer get lost
Get in my zone, I'm ass naked at home
He knowin' just when I'm on
I post it up like Malone
Get so much neck, it's wrong
That I should smell like cologne
Swallow this dick, it's gone
He's searching for it on Chrome

His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
Teah: OMG did you see squidwards nose?!
Morgan:His dick smaller than my toes
by Morgii February 28, 2022
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a character in spongebob squarepants who has a thing hanging down from his face and is irritated by almost everthin except himself.
hey, i feel squidward.. and stop disturbing me.
by ? January 11, 2004
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The one and only character who thinks he's everything and nothing else matters, hates Spongebob with a passion of 99,999 fiesty monks.

Squidward is not realistic, he's too dull to realize the truth and only makes a fool of himself. Like one example when was asked to do nothing (in the ep "Club Spongebob") he ran around in the forest only to end up back to where he first started. Dude he got a sausage-like-cock hanging between his eyes.
Why am I surrounded by loser neigbors :(
by Believe in Me April 25, 2004
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The act of cumming in her mouth so hard it hurts. In reference to a woman in South Korea who had her mouth impregnated by eating a squid. She complained of intense pain in her mouth after the squid sperm made contact
Bro, I squidwarded her so hard she might need new tastebuds. (Past Tense of squidwarding)
by Shitballs5 September 28, 2014
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SQUIDWARD (has to be in all caps) means a really annoying and troublesome person. Has tentacles and uses then for unusual purposes 😏. has no emotion and talks like their constipated all the time. Also is gay. (as seen in the picture below⬇️ Or above ⬆️ Idk)
holy shit SQUIDWARD! stop singing that trash song!

Why doesn't SQUIDWARD just stop harassing people
by Rayjeem December 8, 2018
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noun. After having cummed in a woman's nose and their voice becomes all nasally...
by ___ the Man February 25, 2007
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noun: a penis.

Originated from the term spongebob.
My squidward is hard.
by Doug_AK February 14, 2008
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