by Andy Williams September 20, 2003
Heh heh heh! I'm going to squeeze your body until you suffocate! Why? BECAUSE I'M EVIL! MWA HA HA HA!
Guy1:Evil or insane?
Me:I heard that!
Guy1:Evil or insane?
Me:I heard that!
by Bone July 22, 2004
noun. (Shorten version of the word Dick Squeeze) a male who is generally unpleasant to be around because he constantly tries to prove superiority through random acts of stupidity.
Donnie: Dude, Dave just face-pushed Nathan in the pool with all his clothes on
Matt: God, Dave is such a squeeze.
Matt: God, Dave is such a squeeze.
by mashot24 July 29, 2011
when a person says something outrageous, Homo, or not even funny, saying "squeeze?" means you are astonished and dumbfounded from the lack of humor in the joke.It is similar to saying "Excuse me? Did you just say that?"
by lido24 December 19, 2008
A girl, or guy, who is not one's girlfriend, but often has sexual relations with that person anyway.
by klasikahl March 12, 2004
by madi99 January 09, 2008
Like your significant other, but not quite. You're not exclusive, but you care about each other a lot and probably wouldn't be totally opposed to being exclusive.
Or you have sexual relations with that person but not really an emotional relationship?
Or, I have no idea what I'm talking about and this is all shit just pouring out of my mouth.
Or you have sexual relations with that person but not really an emotional relationship?
Or, I have no idea what I'm talking about and this is all shit just pouring out of my mouth.
"You must be his squeeze."
by Link the Amazing August 29, 2008