spunky sandman 

To cum on your partners eyes while they sleep. Then later when they wake up, their eyes will be crusted over.

I love to give my slutty ex-wife the spunky sandman before I leave in the morning!!

spunky sandman by Keith the Nomad November 12, 2008

Spunky Surprise 

When a woman is performing fellatio and she knows the man is about to shoot his load, so in essence, she shoots it into his own face. The woman would essentially point the dick directly up, or at an angle for maximum damage on impact. This is utilized for revenge.

Man 1: So that bitch found out I was cheating on her...

Man 2: Ohh yea, how'd that go?

Man 1: Awfully, she gave me a spunky surprise and after it knocked me out she sedated me and chopped off my left nut.

Spunky Surprise by themurf1500 February 27, 2011

Spunky Spied 

When he cums in your mouth without telling you.

YA I was going at it with my strong af head game and he Spunky Spied me.

Spunky Spied by Brother Husbands November 20, 2017

spunky sponge cake

You make a basic vanilla sponge cake but you spunk into the batter and mix it in, It makes it better if you make a cum glaze for the cake

If you make a Spunky sponge cake deliver it too me. It is my favorite

spunky sponge cake by Anneboleynpan1522 September 11, 2020

Spunky Spider 

When there's a concoction of spunk and hair caught in the bath/sink plug hole from overly hairy and hormonal men. When cleaning out the bath and removing this from the hole it causes a clump of spunky hair.

Mum: OH FFS Phil have you been spunking in the bath again, just pulled out a spunky spider while cleaning the bathroom.

Spunky Spider by BtotheJMD October 7, 2010

Spunky Scarred Men 

The effect a Scarred men will have on the ladies.
They seem so much tougher and ruggid. such babes.
definately a turn on!

Look at Scott and Roman- Such Spunky Scarred Men!

Spunky Scarred Men by yousunkmybattleship! May 1, 2009

spunky sneeze bomb 

you ejaculate into a girls mouth after receiving oral and somehow make her sneeze, leading to her sneezing out your semen.

"i spunked in her mouth and she sneezed making a spunky sneeze bomb"

spunky sneeze bomb by holliedoodle March 31, 2010