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Springfield XD

The Springfield XD is a striker-fired, polymer framed handgun produced in Croatia and licensed to Springfield Armory in the USA. It comes in a variety of calibers (9mm, .40 S&W, .45 acp) and features a 1911-style grip safety. The 2008 models also include a thumb safety. The handgrips are reputed to be highly ergonomic. They bear a superficial resemblance to GLOCK pistols.
Springfield XD -- like a Glock, only better.

I prefer my Springfield XD compact to the Glock as a concealed carry piece. The grip safety makes me feel more comfortable going out in public "cocked and locked" while carrying concealed.
Springfield XD by JJRtwu2008 March 20, 2008
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Springfield XD

Springfield XD, originally known as the HS2000, is a Croatian made auto-pistol designed for military and police use. The NRA named the springfield XD 45ACP "Handgun of the Year" in 2006.

The Springfield XD, called "glock wannabes" by pissed of Glock owners who realized they bought an inferior gun, has improved upon the many design flaws of Glock pistols. The fully-supported chamber of the XD will prevent the possibility of the famous Glock "kaboom" in which bullets explode in the chamber, destroying the Glock and leaving the shooters hand mangled (youtube "glock kaboom"). Also, the internal and external safeties of the XD, will prevent the well known phenomenon of "Glock Leg" where the gun mysteriously discharges a bullet into the owners leg (youtube "glock leg"), also known a plaxico leg.

In reality the Springfield XD is a better shooting, more accurate, far more safe, version of the glock, that also looks twice a nice as the old-fashioned Block design. I personally have 20,000+ rounds through my XD with ZERO jams or malfunctions. Wish I could say that for my old Glock!!
"Ohh my god!! Did you see that guy's gun blow up in his hand?? Holy shit!! He's fucking bleeding, call an ambulance!!"

"He must have been shooting a Glock, thats not possible with a Springfield XD!!"

SPRINGFIELD XD

A GREAT FIREARM THAT CAN OUTSHOOT GLOCK, VERY GREAT PIECE OF ART, CARRIED BY GREAT COPS, THAT DON'T WANT THIER GLOCK TO JAM, CARRIED BY MYSELD AN OFFICER OF THE PEACE, 40 CAL, IS THE WAY TO GO, GREAT FIREARM, UNLIKE A GLOCK!!! ALSO THE XDM IS A NEW COUNTERPART THAT KICKS AS MUCH AS, GREAT FEATURES, SAME GRIP SAFETY AND EASY TO TAKE APART, XD IS THE WAY TO BE!!!
THE springfield XD CAN OUTSHOOT A GLOCK, GLOCKS ARE SHIT, XD'S ARE IN, EVERY MAN SHOULD CARRY AN XD, NOT A GLOCK, SO DROP YOUR BALLS AND BY THE XD!!!!!

XD OWNER TO A GLOCK OWNER "MAN THAT THING IS SHITTY, KEEPS JAMMING AND YOU WILL SHOOT TOUR EYE OUT," GLOCK OWNER TO XD OWNER "YEAH MY FUCKHEAD ASS SHOULD HAVE WENT XD, THAT IS THAT WAY TO BE!!!

Springfield XD

1. A cheap Croatian pistol that would barely sell in Europe. However, after intensive marketing and slapping their name on it, became semi-popular.

2. A cheap, Glock-wannabe pistol.

3. Inferior to a Glock pistol.
Man, my cheap ass Springfield XD keeps jamming. Guess I should have bought a Glock!

Wow, my XD really IS a cheap ripoff of a Glock!
Springfield XD by Colt .50 March 24, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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