spring onion 

Term used by peadophiles to describe young and naive children.

Peadophile 1:There's a new shipment of spring onions comign in.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.

spring onion by Rory Rockbottom October 18, 2013

Spring Onion 

A named used for the trashiest of anime trash weebs you will ever meet.

amazing and derpy and wonderful weebs.

person 1: do they like anime?
person2: have you met them?? such a spring onion!

Spring Onion by flamingpancakes& October 11, 2016

Spring Onion Sadness 

When a female has just consumed a sandwich with particularly smelly ingredients, and the smell of spring onions secretes from her from then on.

That girl over there, got a case of the spring onion sadness

Spring Onion Sadness by Shagsmith June 2, 2011