Spos

Sad piece of shit

Harry: Hey look at that spos

by Noiralbert December 23, 2017

Spos

Acronym. Soft patch of skin. The patch of skin in place of regular genitalia.
OMG! Mary the guitarist from Zero Faith has a spos.
http://snipurl.com/1wxnl

There is no penis! Just a spos.

by mA.Ry (Haratio.X.McSaturday) January 9, 2009

Spoing

The sound of an irony meter breaking. Used as an interjection to point out extreme irony of a statement.

- The Vatican has accused President Obama of succumbing to "the arrogance of those in power".
- SPOING!

by Headbhang May 15, 2009

Spoing!

The sound of an irony meter breaking. Used as an interjection to point out extreme irony of a statement.

- The Vatican has accused President Obama of succumbing to "the arrogance of those in power".
- SPOING!

by Headbhang May 15, 2009

spo

The best seats in a movie theater. These are the two middle seats of the row 1/3 of the way from the front of the auditorium to the back (in general). In a well-designed theater, these seats are the best, regarding picture (best view), and sound (where the 5.1 speakers are concentrating their sound). ("spo" is believed to stand for "sound pressure optimal".)

Person N-1: So, where are we sitting?
Person N: Spo, of course. Why else would we get here 45 minutes early?

by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008

SPOS

Stupid Piece Of Shit

*dog runsinto a wall*

"That dog is a SPOS!"

by Matheiu August 27, 2007

spo

(n.) At Luther College (Decorah, IA) SPO stands for "Student Post Office" and is used to refer to an individual's mailbox.

Hold on while I check my SPO.

by Jon Hoffman September 25, 2005