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Worn by people who work in professional or college sports, making their world seem rosier or more glamorous than it actually is. Typically people wearing sports goggles endure long hours and very little pay, just for the opportunity to brag to people that they work in sports, no matter how unhappy their life really is.
Mike works 75 hours a week for $25,000 a year and 5 vacation days, but will never leave his job because he wears sports goggles.

by CNCT April 03, 2008
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