spork

Not quite a spoon, not quite a fork... spork! A useless implement that cannot be used to eat fries with - akin to airline cutlery.

This spork is useless to eating fries with.

by Bill O'Baggins June 10, 2016

Spork

A fork and a spoon combined.

She is such a spork cutlery is jealous of her.

by I AM THE MOTHER SPORK November 26, 2017

Spork

A combination between a fork and a spoon commonly used for eating things you would need a fork and a spoon

"Hey don't use those, use a spork"

by Martin787 March 12, 2015

Spork

The act of having sexual intercourse with one while in a spooning position.

Dude 1: Bro last night me and my girl were so tired we had to fuck in the spooning position !

Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?

Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?

by @plug_jose_ March 16, 2020

Spork

A hug that includes an accidental erection

I accidentally sporked my sister last night it was do awkward

by Hgsnajz February 1, 2016

spork

better than forks and spoons

i ate a spork for dinner yesterday

by defined by May 13, 2018

Spork

A word describing a gay pleb who refuses to suck some dick in synchronization

Yo she such a spork

Ik dude she a pleb too

by Big fella 123 March 6, 2019