spouslet (noun) -- Someone who rejects the labeling and legal issues of marriage, domestic partner and/or significant other, but lives with another and, in all respects, acknowledges and acts as a person committed to a monogamous relationship.
spouslets (non) --A couple who rejects the labeling and legal issues of marriage, domestic partner and/or significant other, but lives with another and, in all respects, acknowledges and acts as a person committed to a monogamous relationship.
No, that's not my wife; she's my spouslet.
They're not married but they refer to themselves and each other as spouslets!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).