Split Sack 

The male version of Camel Toe. Occurs when a man's scrotum splits into 2 separate regions due to tight pants or boxers giving the appearance of Camel Toe.

During my interview with the CEO, the dude's pants were so tight in the crotchal region, he had a major case of split sack.

Split Sack by SpeedoWhore November 7, 2011

Split Sack Eye-Mask 

verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.

Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.

Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.

"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."

Split Sack Eye-Mask by Marshall, Leslie, Jen, Marquita July 20, 2006

Split Sack Syndrome

The act of wearing jeans so tight ur sack gets seperated at the seat of ur pants and eventually splits into two seperate sacks each containing one ball.

- "His jeans are so tight."
- "yeah i bet thats giving him split sack syndrome"

Split Sack Syndrome by Wild Wallrus September 25, 2011

sperm spit sack

someone who sucks so much >:(

thinks theyre deep
ruins the mood
thinks theyre mature for their age
has a bad meme page
denys being a femboy

very ugly

dead mom

sam/ john/ jason : “ok alicia/estrella :|”
us : “ok sperm spit sack :|”

sperm spit sack by sperm spit sack October 7, 2020

Sperm spit sack

Very ugly, thinks they're mature for their age, is a man, denies being a femboy, moms dead, usually owns a meme page or memes are trash, reuses the same memes daily, very ugly, has a 1000+ followers but gets 80 likes, ex-girlfriend says the nword (isn't black), uses sad qoutes un-ironically, a catfish, fucks their car, has bad music taste, either nasty hair or is bald (probably has lice) no wrists, car smells like pine trees, asks for hugs on your birthday, ugly is contagious, claims to be very depressed, posts the same picture on their feed, is either rewlly fat or too scrawny, disables comments and untagged themselves from posts, probably homophobic but is in the closet, very ugly

Sam/jason/john/jim: ok alicia/estrella

Alicia/estrella: okay sperm spit sack

Sperm spit sack by anonymous October 7, 2020

Sack Splat 

When your woman ass farts on ur balls and a little bit of wet poo comes out. Sometimes also referred to as a ‘Ball Blurter’

The Mrs got me with a Sack Splat last night during sex and thought it was funny, but I wasn’t laughing.

Sack Splat by SuspectZero July 31, 2022

Spit on the back, Empty the sack

Doing a girl from behind, once you are about to climax pretend to cum by spitting on her back, pull out, then when she turns jizz in her eye.

Little tip...Aim for the middle, you'll both of her eyes.

Spit on the back, empty the sack

She thought I emptied on her back, she wasnt to know it was spit, see turned, then boom!! I emptied my sack in her eyes, the perfect shot.

Spit on the back, Empty the sack by barb heaps December 10, 2006