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Your worst living nightmare no matter who you are...
Man: Aww Damn yeah bitch wait im gonna cum!!

*Split Condom*

Man: Aww shit man not again.
Woman: ohh what was that?

Man: ... You might wanna get a pregnancy test.. and maybe a chlamydia test aswell while your at it....
Woman: Your fucking kidding me right?
by ACSL October 11, 2009
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after puttin it in the rong hole i heard a rippin noise. oh shit
cas "you were great"
charlie "your pregnant...."
by yousef February 20, 2004
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