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Parasites similar to mites that dwell on the head. Or inside...for they have the ability to travel to the brain and subtly take over a human's consciousness.
"Hey, dude, is that a splive on your head?"

"No, you insolent human. That is my mother."
splives by Andrew Morgan July 1, 2005
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A small amount. +/- 6% of something.
Pour me up a spliver of that. It looks slappin.
spliver by Tank-izzle December 16, 2021
I'm holding a spleeve - let's make a block.
spleeve by Mr. Fun Lover April 28, 2007
A spieve is the chocolate chip shaped piece of fecal matter created by shoving an un circumcised penis in a dirty anus(see Capt. Paul Watson from Whale Wars).
When you roll the foreskin back the spieve will appear and at this point you will be able to harvest it and put in your favorite candy dish.
The dad Billy bob from the show 18 and counting has a bowl of spieves at his bedside after he rams his ugly baby in the dumper.
Spieves by rabidpitbull August 1, 2009

Splieave 

You win the lottery, give half to your spouse, and leave! Split, and leave!
Hey, sweetie! I'm so glad we've been married all these years, but I just won 100 million in the lottery and realize that I'm NOT so glad we've been married all these years! Here's your half, and I'm outta here, Bitch! I'm Splieaveing your ass!
Splieave by Symihow July 19, 2010
A sly or untrustworthy person.

He’s one dirty slieveen that lad., couldn’t trust him as far as I could flick my snot.
BoJo is one filthy slieveen
slieveen by Andrew Barnes April 1, 2022