by Tanzieeb September 03, 2017
The act of ruining someones life or being a fool by acting like ones self. Can be used to describe lameness or annoyingness.
Melody just splerked on herself!
There's splerk everywhere! He's going to spend weeks cleaning up all of this splerk.
SSSPLEEERRK!!
There's splerk everywhere! He's going to spend weeks cleaning up all of this splerk.
SSSPLEEERRK!!
by sheepapeeed August 09, 2007
While reaching down for the soap in the YMCA public shower, I was embarrassed to have my asshole splerking and defacating diarrhea all over the floor. Needless to say, I had my membership removed.
by FalconEye September 13, 2011