Splenda shits

Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.

Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!

Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.

Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.

by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023