by Jcm89 August 20, 2021
An old man, similar to a sugar daddy, except he has a diet bank account, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
“What would $40 bucks get an old man like me with a girl like you? I also got a bottle of scotch, and a room at a motel 6. Let me be your Splenda daddy”
by Taintedwaffles August 18, 2019
by Aros22 January 17, 2016
by Blackjesus.5150 March 15, 2015
When a picture gives the false impression that people are happy or satisfied. Unlike a Kodak moment it’s artificial like the sweetener “Splenda”.
Person: “ those celebrities look so adorable together!”
Cynic: “they must be having a Splenda moment.”
Cynic: “they must be having a Splenda moment.”
by ImaShankMaAss September 25, 2022
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by Hanabal71 December 11, 2021