Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Add to cart $24.95
Add to cart $24.95
Add to cart $24.95
Add to cart $24.95
Add to cart $24.95
Add to cart $24.95
Add to cart $24.95
Choose size $32.95
Choose size $32.95
Choose size $49.95
Add to cart $29.95

spitting biscuits 

Share definition Flag
When a large woman (or man) is wearing clothes that are too tight, thus "rolls" are visible. First originated when observing a big woman wearing a tiny outfit, including way to small strappy sandals.
"Did you see her? She had fat falling out everywhere."
"Yeah, dude, it looks like her sandals are spitting buscuits!!"
spitting biscuits by kategirl March 20, 2005
Get the spitting biscuits mug.
Related Words
spitting biscuits • splitting her biscuit • spitting • spitting cobra • spitting dragon • Spitting-feathers • Spitting Game • Spitting image • Spitting Bonita • spitting venom

Spitting Biscuit 

Share definition Flag
The best way to geta chicks number without getting slapped while not knowing her name
Spitting biscuit is cool
Spitting Biscuit by SBFAKFBGKA October 9, 2007
Get the Spitting Biscuit mug.

splitting her biscuit 

Share definition Flag
the action performed before penetration with genitalia normally performed with karate chop action.
Mike was going to have sex with his girlfriend and Harmon informs him to get her better prepared for your man sausage you must first start by splitting her biscuit.
Get the splitting her biscuit mug.
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Share definition Flag
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Get the countrypolitan mug.

Witch Bath 

Share definition Flag
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
Get the Witch Bath mug.

kinktober 

Share definition Flag
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
Get the kinktober mug.

proper lad 

Share definition Flag
a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Get the proper lad mug.

sexspan 

Share definition Flag
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
Get the sexspan mug.
Load more