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Spider Butt 

A girl's butt which appears large or shaped like a spider's rear end. Looks like the abdomen (butt) of a spider
John: That girl has a huge ass!
Edwin: yeah, that's a spider butt.
Spider Butt by Charlie Cash January 20, 2009
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Butt Spider 

Who put this fucking butt spider on my pillow!?
Butt Spider by Tango Golf July 7, 2008

Spider Man Butt Slap

A meme where one guy dressed as Spider man slaps another guy dressed as Spider Man. As seen on YouTube. Note: this meme is usually shown at the expense of EsfandTV a twitch streamer and degenerate.
He fell for it again that Spider Man Butt Slap meme, why he so stupid, Jdawg's Rough Riders for life

Butt Spider 

When you pull a small dingleberry out and you pull out your ass hair with it, making it look like a small spider.
"Dude, I pulled out like two butt spiders today. I need to clean my ass."
Butt Spider by Captain J Whizz August 27, 2013

butt spider 

shit balls pulled away from the anus as interwoven with anal hairs. resembles spiders, dingle berries with hair pulled away from the ass.
dude, I was pulling butt spiders off my ass.
what a butt spider.
butt spider by mark h July 10, 2003

butt spider 

Refers to a now-infamous email prank about spiders hiding under toilet seats, waiting to bite and kill you.
Beware the "Arachnius gleuteus," or butt spider!
butt spider by Seer of Shadows November 12, 2004

Butt Spider 

A butt spider is what a clenched anus looks like when one tries to keep from shitting his/her pants.
Where's the bathroom, man? I've got a butt spider crawlin' around on my ass, I've got to take a shit so bad.
Butt Spider by Bumblebug August 10, 2006
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