Spic and span

The description of a place that has been approved by the female parental as to meet her degree or expectations of cleanliness

You can't go see your girlfriend until this room is spic and span

by MysteryBot56 March 9, 2019

spic and span

Something paticularly clean, fresh.

man ur outfit lookin spic and span!

by _metallwolf_ January 7, 2020

spic and span

A derogatory term for latino twins.

Check out spic and span over there selling chiclets.

by ryuhyabusa May 18, 2004

Spic and Span swipe

When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.

Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.

by HumaneAnimal January 22, 2018

spic n span

When a company hires illegal immigrants, normally Mexican, to fill in large gaps in employment.

"dude did you hear that HR called in an order for spic n span."
"so taco's in the cafeteria again?"

by AkrielG May 11, 2010

Spic-Span

A proposed pedestrian overpass directly from Mexico to Canada, completely skipping the U.S.A.

"pedestrian overpass to canada, that was my idea, I was gonna call it the 'spic-span'!"

by KILLEMALLWATCHEMFALL March 22, 2010

Spic & Span

Getting your house, lawn, and/or garden cleaned by workers of Mexican descent

Instead of asking my girl to keep herself occupied while I work, we invested in Spic & Span for the low, low price.

by N2O-LMAO May 9, 2009