SpeedBlade
SpeedBlade by TheAthiestWhoWasWhite May 31, 2018
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dyslexic speedreaders
Two Hollywood rappers and cracker from Oakland form one of the most outrageous hip hop acts on earth. Mickey Avalon, Andre Legacy, and Dirt Nasty combine efforts to represent the Hollywood lifestyle better than Lohan and her coked out fun. With outrageous backstage antics and songs like "Last Night A BJ Saved My Life" and "My Dick", Dyslexic Speedreaders have taken the underground hip hop scene to another level.
In the Hollywood hills, swallowing pills, tipsy all scotch and whiskey sniffin' blow through hundred dollar bills. Those Dyslexic Speedreaders know how to shake the bacon.
dyslexic speedreaders by Karaudio October 8, 2007
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SpeedBlaze
The alter ego of a someone who is employed at the Walmart Vision center. No one really knows the sex of this someone. Some people say Male others say Female. All we know is that this person smells of very strong cologne/perfume, is Indian, is extremely hairy but has the quickness and agility of a superhero. The weakness of this alter ego are women, laziness, stupid video games and most of all Pork.
Fellow 1: Hey I went to the movies with Royce to watch Wanted!!
Fellow 2: Thats real gay..
Fellow 1: SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDBLAZEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Fellow 2: um???
Fellow 1: heh heh SpeedBlaze..
Fellow 2: Thats real gay..
Fellow 1: SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDBLAZEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Fellow 2: um???
Fellow 1: heh heh SpeedBlaze..
SpeedBlaze by DuckxFace December 2, 2011
dyslexic speedreaders
a band consisting of Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, and Andre Legacy. One of their most famous songs is "My Dick".
dyslexic speedreaders by carolinalovesit September 2, 2007
speedballer
Speedballer (noun) Most elite of paintball players, breed: different. Able to ruin a little kids paintball party in a matter of seconds. Can dominate the paintball field like a virgin in fortnite.
Carter: “Is that a real speedballer?”
Brandon: “Yeah, that’s Pierson alright. He definitely gets pussy!”
Brandon: “Yeah, that’s Pierson alright. He definitely gets pussy!”
speedballer by Pube plucker December 20, 2020
Speedbaged
(Speedbaged): when your sitting and fart and it rides up frontwards and hits your sac repeatedly. The longer you pass gas, the more your sac gets hit like a (speedbag).
"man I just let one go and (speedbaged) my sac. "
" a few things a womon can't do and one of them is give herself a (speedbag)"
"don't you hate when you (speedbag) yourself so hard, you almost drop to your knees
" a few things a womon can't do and one of them is give herself a (speedbag)"
"don't you hate when you (speedbag) yourself so hard, you almost drop to your knees
Speedbaged by Washuaiki June 14, 2009
seedbeader
Seedbeaders are very mental and cant play. If you every find a seedbeader help him throughout a game
seedbeader by JohnTanker May 21, 2018
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murderhobo
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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