Hey Joe, did you know there is an occupation where you can design spaceships? It's called spatial design.
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Xandarine Spatial Design™ is a high-erotic, mid-century-futurist interior style originating from Xandar, a wealthy northern coastal-fjord enclave in the nation of Saletonia. It fuses velvet-heavy sensuality, warm architectural curves, and glowing backlit wood into a style that looks like a billionaire sex lounge designed by philosophers, not architects.
The aesthetic:
- deep jewel-tone velvet
- round, seductive silhouettes
- gold + marble + polished stone
- curved walls + halo lighting
- interiors meant to feel intimate, warm, and slightly dangerous
- architecture that’s inviting on purpose
The vibe is "mid-century futurism meets erotic Saletonia luxury.”
Rooms don’t just look expensive, they feel like they’re watching you back.
Xandarine Spatial Design™ is a high-erotic, mid-century-futurist interior style originating from Xandar, a wealthy northern coastal-fjord enclave in the nation of Saletonia. It fuses velvet-heavy sensuality, warm architectural curves, and glowing backlit wood into a style that looks like a billionaire sex lounge designed by philosophers, not architects.
The aesthetic:
- deep jewel-tone velvet
- round, seductive silhouettes
- gold + marble + polished stone
- curved walls + halo lighting
- interiors meant to feel intimate, warm, and slightly dangerous
- architecture that’s inviting on purpose
The vibe is "mid-century futurism meets erotic Saletonia luxury.”
Rooms don’t just look expensive, they feel like they’re watching you back.
Bro, this hotel lobby is straight up Xandarine Spatial Design™ I swear a Saletonian diplomat and their secret lover are about to walk in.
I redecorated my apartment and now it looks so Xandarine Spatial Design™, I feel like I should be sipping wine in a velvet robe and planning someone’s downfall.
I redecorated my apartment and now it looks so Xandarine Spatial Design™, I feel like I should be sipping wine in a velvet robe and planning someone’s downfall.
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