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Sparkins

Sparkins is a term used to describe a creative or innovative idea, solution, or product that has the potential to make a significant impact. It is often associated with the phrase "thinking outside the box".
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Sparkins

Sparkins is a term used to describe a creative or innovative idea, solution, or product that has the potential to make a significant impact. It is often associated with the phrase "thinking outside the box".
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Head Sparkin’

Thinking (as in the firing of neurons)
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020
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zipper sparking

Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.

Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.
"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"
by JrMint September 27, 2004
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sparkin' ole Sparky

When you drag your feet ascross nylon carpeting to build up a static charge then zap your dog "Sparky" on the nose.They hate that shit.
I got bit on the leg sparkin' ole Sparky.
by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011
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Snarkinson's Disease

A common neurologic disease caused by uncontrollable bouts of snarkiness, a combination of sarcasm, snottiness and cynicism. Signs of the disease include sarasctic comments, witty quips, and rude comebacks.
Jamie's rude comments and snotty remarks in the meeting lead me to believe she may be suffering from Snarkinson's disease.
by The Devil's Gazette December 3, 2009
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sparkinplot

say sparkinplot to buy time in a conversation
by sparkinplot June 27, 2009
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