Spanish Microwave Share definition Flag This is when a female quefs under the covers and shuves your head under,much like the dutch oven. OMG you shouldve seen what she did to me!!She totally just spanish microwaved me!!! Spanish Microwave by omfgurfaceissick May 13, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Spanish Microwave mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch