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spaghettio 

A guys little dick, that gives off little cum
i was going to give him a bj but he has a spaghettio.
spaghettio by chicken nugget344 November 22, 2016
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Spaghettio 

When you have intercourse with a girl and right before you nut you scream ravioli ravioli give me the formioli, then as u bust she begins her period and she says uh oh spaghettios.
Frank: how was the sex with you and lesly
Howard: not the best my guy...it ended with her pulling a spaghettio

Frank: awww bro im sorry that really sucks.
Spaghettio by Kreed yui December 20, 2017

spaghettio jackson 

A degrading phrase and/or term often used to describe the sexual tendencies of American woman, usually of Italian dissent.
shit, you know those spaghettio jackson's always be lurking 'round Jefferson street
spaghettio jackson by ulikely2000 August 20, 2009

spaghettio volcano 

One person lays down on their back with their mouth open. Another person fills the first person's mouth with spaghettios straight from the can, then proceeds to elbow drop the first person in the stomach, resulting in an eruption of spaghettios from the mouth of the first person.
Boy if you give me any more lip I'll have to give you the spaghettio volcano.

Steve still hasn't recovered from the brutal spaghettio volcano he received last week.

spaghettio's 

What to should whenever someone says "Uh oh"
Guy 1: Oh shit dude, that bullet is lodged in there
Guy 2: Uh oh-
*Interrupts*
Guy 1: SPAGHETTIO'S
spaghettio's by The Epic Panda November 28, 2009

spaghettio milk 

milk with spaghettio sauce and noodles in it

Spaghettio party 

When a friend is fucking a can of spaghettios
Example: I caught Mays having a spaghettio party
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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