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spaghetti noodle 

nickname for your super tall and super skinny boyfriend.

a cute name for someone lanky or gumpy
"I like... really skinny guys, like super super skinny and tall - the more they look like gumpy, the better, like no body fat, no muscles, I just want to date a spaghetti noodle"
spaghetti noodle by finnmobile August 27, 2019
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spaghetti noodle 

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1:damn bro she got hella ass
2:no bro she a SPAGHETTI NOODLE

Spaghetti Noodle 

When A man or a woman are so skinny to the point where there arms or legs represent a Spaghetti Noodle
When he through the basketball his arms looked like a Spaghetti Noodle

spaghetti noodle 

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Omg that spaghetti noodle is literally the weirdest rat i’ve ever met

Spaghetti Noodle 

What Italians use to describe the male genitalia, aka dick/penis.
Luigi: Hey Mario, did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
Mario: Well, you see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
Luigi: What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand!
Mario: That's because you're a 'dog', Luigi.
Spaghetti Noodle by FB3Network January 10, 2025

Spaghetti noodle boy 

A tall lanky boy who is usually a bit of a cunt they are also sometimes racist homophobic and sexist they tend to have three outfits and a nicotine addiction even though they are some of the worst people ever you usually have a huge crush on them ,they can also be nice but most of the time there not
Omg he is so fit I just want to fuck him so bad honestly spaghetti noodle boy are so my type

Limp Noodle Spaghetti Dead 

(Phrase) - description of person dying, usually from a cranial GSW that results in the body going limp in a fashion similar to a wet pasta noodle.
Shooter: "I'm not sure if I got him"

Spotter: "Yeah you shot him in the head and he went limp noodle spaghetti dead"
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