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Spag'n'Balls 

A linguistic contraction for that deliciously complex fusion of pasta, tomato-based sauce and balled-up, seasoned ground meat; most effectively applied at high-end dining establishments in order to substantiate an individuals culinary sophistication.
Waiter: And for you, Sir? Have you made a decision regarding the choice of your Main Course?
Patron: Ahhh, yes...I think I'll be having the Spag'n'Balls...
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, I don't seem to find this on the menu...Ahhh, yes. On the kids menu, very well...
Spag'n'Balls by YAWA March 14, 2019

spag 'n balls 

man to waiter at italian restraunt: "I would like spag 'n balls please. Extra balls on the side thanks."

Spag'Embryos and Foetus'balls 

The act of eating a womans embryo without permission serving it with spaghetti and tomato sauce, in ball form, in an effort to recreate the authentic Italian dish
Last night my wife and I recreated the scene from Lady and the Tramp with Spag'Embryos and Foetus'balls, it was iconic

spagballs 

When your Dad dunks his balls into your spaghetti.
"Dad I can taste your ball's in my Spaghetti again..............damn Spagballs
spagballs by fart patrol September 29, 2019
A racial slur for Italian people
You're a spagball
Spagball by pooberton December 5, 2021
A person who is a straight up loser. Not a slur, though it may sound like one.
She is a total spagball with that attitude and those looks.
Spagball by The judgers November 27, 2021