Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?
by spank-the-monkee May 29, 2018
Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.
Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\
by K-Beezy August 29, 2017
The act of ejaculating on a woman's a Anus, Leaving a large Warm gooey puddle on her anus and enjoying Immensely.
She loves it when you pull out " spackle the kitchen " after devastating that pussy.
Sorry I was late to work , I was busy "Spackling The Kitchen " with your wife again this morning .
Sorry I was late to work , I was busy "Spackling The Kitchen " with your wife again this morning .
by Sir Richard Guntington Fellows May 23, 2019
by GhostFox199 October 30, 2020
Just a fun word man. Has a positive feeling to it ✨spackle✨ Like- can we just use this more generally as humans? Thank you :)
by G cubed April 19, 2021
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by Fibonaccispiralman November 29, 2015