The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.

Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.

Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.

Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
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A huge asshole that I've been friends with for a while
Me: Hey soviet
Mech Soviet: *Either says something racists or funny*
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A derogatory nickname used by Red Wings haters (primarily the Blackhawks and Blues). Also, a name used to refer to its alleged ties to Russia/Soviet Union.
The Detroit Red Soviets always get all the breaks in the NHL, and our team can't. I'm glad when they lose a game.
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A page that posts shitty normie memes and that grows slower than his penis.
Have you seen that peng soviet post , the one that is normie as fuck and has like 10 likes.
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n. When hooking up with a person with the intention of playing them but in actuality they are using you for personal gain.
Dan was on the receiving end of a Soviet Flute when he woke up with his wallet and watch stolen after hooking up with a girl from the bar.
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Get two Russian girls and sit them next to each other and slap your dick (sickle) back and forth between their cheeks.
I’m going to give those Russian twins the Soviet sickle!
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