South African Backflip

The act of having your Partner lay down underneath a tall table while you stand on top of the table naked and without warning you attempt a backflip off the table and try to land inside your partner.

This will usually end in a broken dick and a ton of screaming.

Extra Points for actually making it in your partner.

" Dude I saw the Ambulance at your house last night, what happened?"

" I tried to do a south african backflip, but I missed.

by Bigblack1915 March 4, 2011

South African serenade

When one aggressively queefs in unison with a mariachi band playing beat it by Michael Jackson

Did you see joe at the party perform the South African serenade?

by Joe1916 August 20, 2023

South African Death Squad

Any white south african male that at some point whilst living in another country has got into a pointless fight and won dominantly.
He then proceeds to be the unofficial bodyguard of any people that he is out with.

South african death squads get exponentially more dangerous the more alcohol they consume.

A group of south african death squads will often be heard talking loudly in a fucked up language that sounds like theyre just making it up as they go along. Do not question this as this will just further enrage them.

Person 1: 'We were out last night and some guy tried to start a fight with me.

Person 2: 'Was the south african death squad with you?'

Person 1: 'Yea, he came outa nowhere and kicked living fuck out of him. Then he went and ordered another rum and coke'

by Percy Montgomery September 9, 2010

South African Sunrise

Its when you stick a Vuvuzela up a girls ass and then blow into it...

I got this bitch loaded up on "Brown Browns" last night and gave her a South African Sunrise.

by MattNickMark July 12, 2010

South African Pistol Draw

To constantly have your pistol ready in your hand, to fend off murderous attackers. The South African Pistol Draw is not actually a "Draw" in the traditional sense, but rather a constant state of preparedness in an understandable and justified constant fear for your own life and the lives of your loved ones. Due to the high prevalence of violent crime in South Africa, not only is a gun a necessity; but constantly having the gun immediately available in your hand to fend off violent murderers is never a bad idea either.

Chad: "They broke into my uncle's house last night at gunpoint to murder him and rape his wife, but he "one upped" them with the South African Pistol draw!"
Vusi: "Lekker! Those fools had it coming."
Chad: "Yeah, apparently there are companies that specialize in cleaning up the mess at violent crime scenes..Big business, it happens so often."
Vusi: "Lucky your uncle knew the South African Pistol Draw, else they'd be scraping "his" brains off the walls and not the criminals.."
Chad: "Damn straight! ..And worse for my aunt.."

Kayleigh: "Guys, stop being so negatiiiiiive! This is a beautiful country and.."

Chad + Vusi: "Yes, yes, sunshine and rainbow nation! Blah blah bullshit.. It's not like the country has a Pistol Draw named after it or anything.. Right?"

by JohnDaniels May 14, 2015

South African Salamander

-noun. a highly advanced sexual position where the male ejaculates onto his lover's eyes and simultaneously poops into his partner's mouth. The South African Salamander developed its name from the apparent glazed eyes and lip-licking tongue of its first victims during the 14th century.

She was forced to clean her contact lenses after he gave her a South African Salamander.

by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010

South African Flapjack

Like any other flapjack, only just a little smaller. It is also more likely to be accompanied by cheese and jam instead of blueberries.

Also refered to as a plaatkoekie ('small plate cake')

one guy: Hey my bru, toss me another plaatkoekie? the stuff's addictive ek-se!

other guy: Awe!

(south african flapjack)

by ghj December 29, 2007